The Carnage tutorial video we all deserve

Well, it looks like Carnage has finally come to grips that his Razer Music 808 tutorial video was…lackluster, to say the least. Thankfully, it appears he’s made amends, and has graced us with a brand new tutorial that lets us in on the true secrets of his very, very, way more louder kicks.  In the video, he reveals a plug-in that is a sure fire way to make your track hit #1 on the Beatport Top 10. The best part of it all? All you have to do is e-mail him with a small fee and the magical plug-in will be yours . Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity! Check out the tutorial below:

Credit: Eric Mitchell

All jokes aside, we’re just giving our friend Carnage a hard time. You have to admit, this is pretty damn funny.